What Would Tyler Durden Do

Top 10 Things Tyler Durden Would Tweet About. To think that the things you own end up owning you. We're talking about your Twitter account of course. Just think for a second: is that what a real man is supposed to do? Tweet all day long?

Tyler of Twitter would probably call us Space Monkeys, ready to sacrifice ourselves for the greater good. We provide advice, we want to help others, we're self-proclaimed media gurus, health experts and we will go to great lengths (read "tweets") to become and then remain an endless source of entertainment. And all this for what? Twitter fame?!? Here's Top 10 things Tyler Durden would tweet about:

01. Welcome to Twitter. The first rule of Twitter is: you do not talk about Twitter.

02. This is your life, and it's ending one tweet at a time.

03. Facebook was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Twitter.

04. I'm Jacks's wasted life... I am on Twitter.

05. "People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it." Tyler Durden @LadyGaga about Twitterers

06. If you died right now, tweeting, how would you feel about your life?

07. It's only after we've quit Twitter that we're free to do anything.

08. Tyler Durden: "Hey, you created me! I didn't create some loser alter-ego on Twitter to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"

09. You're not your Twitter account. You're not how much retweets you get. You're not the tweets you post. You're not the number of your followers. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

10. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Please stick to the 140 characters.

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